I swiped this image from Milt's post because he ends by commenting on dog condoms. The ultimate treat for overindulged pets I guess - now man's best friend can keep his nads AND have his oats, but only if you are there to position the little raincoat.The thing that got me is the small print - these damn canine condoms come meat scented!
Is doggy position not good enough? Are pampered pooches now to hope that their amour may want to turn round? Or are the manufacturers trying to do themselves out of business through, ahem, loss of members?
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I gather they had to recall the meat scented ones. Too many dogs were eating them and getting blockages. Either that or the condoms were rendered totally useless by fang puncture holes. Ready wrapped dogdoo could catch on though.
Thanks for the dishonourable mention. You are an absolute brick Cheryl.:)
Ummmm... I think meat scented for humans might be a tad more pleasant than the nasty flavours we get LOL
Anyway, being a non-pet-type person, the thought of being there at the right moment and fitting the item is a tad disgusting!
Are they saying that there's such things as canine blowjobs? Wouldn't want to pass along a STD, but still want that finger lickin' good taste! mmmm Tasty!
(this was a good laugh!)
Ewww Sam. Definitely more information than we needed.
Cheryl you, you crack me up. "Amour might want to turn around." Heeeee.
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