Two men in their mid twenties, travelling from Lewes to Seaford on a Sunday afternoon (today, actually), were reading a newspaper and discussing Asian Flu.
Man 1: Oh that Asian Flu is coming over.
Man 2: Yeah, it says the Government has gotta find space for 50 thousand graves to bury the people who die.
Man 1: What? They gonna fly them over and bury them here?
Man 2: No thats for our people. It says here that 1 in 4 people will die of it. Thats over half!
Man 1: Get a mask.
Man 2: I've got a mate who's got loads of army gear, I'm gonna get a gas mask.
Man 2: So what do you do?
Man 1: Oh I'm a house-husband, she works and I do the cleaning, but I hate doing the toilet. What about you?
Man 2: I'm a traffic warden, in Seaford.