08 January 2006

Freaky Freaky Freaky!

Please, please, please, please tell me I'm not deep and introspective and intense and self-involved and BORING, because this is truly horrendous:



How to make a Cheryl
Ingredients:

1 part mercy

5 parts self-sufficiency

3 parts joy
Method:
Layer ingredients in a shot glass. Top it off with a sprinkle of sadness and enjoy!


NOTE: Found out thanks to Doris that the answers are consistent, but case sensitive. Apparently if you don't capitalise the first letter of your name, it's a lot kinder. I am now a cheryl, small c, so ner.



How to make a cheryl
Ingredients:

5 parts success

3 parts silliness

1 part energy
Method:
Layer ingredients in a shot glass. Add fitness to taste! Do not overindulge!

12 comments:

ME Strauss said...

Cheryl,
This was mine:
Ingredients:
5 parts anger
1 part arrogance
5 parts instinct
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Serve with a slice of lustfulness and a pinch of salt. Yum!

I rest my case.
Liz

Tanda said...

I think she's got something there, Cheryl.

doris said...

Good frief - how yucky.

This is for Doris:
How to make a Doris
Ingredients:
1 part intelligence
5 parts brilliance
3 parts energy
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Top it off with a sprinkle of fitness and enjoy!

I kid you not! Aint that brill :-) But such a joke!

doris said...

I just did it again and it is consistent. ie it doesn't give out random messages to any name. My hubbies real name came out fab, my own real name had the touch of sadness rubbish and then there was this one:

How to make a gransonbran
Ingredients:
3 parts intelligence
1 part arrogance
3 parts leadership
Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Top it off with a sprinkle of curiosity and enjoy!


Ha ha ha!

doris said...

And it's "grief" not "frief" LOL

Cheryl said...

How to make a mad baggage
Ingredients:
5 parts success
5 parts crazyiness
1 part beauty
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Top it off with a sprinkle of lovability and enjoy!

Better - ROFL

doris said...

And one more comment afor I go just for the sound of it!

I did Mad baggage but got a different result! Yours is much better :-) (To be dull and boring I wonder what the mechanics/scripting behind it are that specify this or that result!)

zilla said...

How to make a Jennifer
Ingredients:
3 parts success
3 parts self-sufficiency
1 part joy
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add a little sadness if desired!

Who the hell desires sadness? I'm going to check out Zilla.

zilla said...

How to make a Zilla
Ingredients:
5 parts pride
1 part silliness
1 part energy
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Serve with a slice of curiosity and a pinch of salt. Yum!

Proud? Moi? Of what??

I'll take a Cheryl and a Liz, with a bowl of salted cashews, please.

Fuckkit said...

My real name got:
5 parts anger
5 parts humour
3 parts joy

How do they know these things?

fineartist said...

How to make a lori
Ingredients:
5 parts pride
1 part brilliance
5 parts joy
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add caring to taste! Do not overindulge!

Seems to be out of balance here. And doesn't pride goeth before a fall?

How to make a fineartist
Ingredients:
3 parts intelligence
3 parts humour
3 parts leadership
Method:
Stir together in a glass tumbler with a salted rim. Add a little wisdom if desired!

There that one is much more balanced. Whew.

The Lady Muck said...

Lady Muck:
1 part intelligence
3 parts humour
1 part ego
Mix in a glass tumbler with salted rim (!!!) add a cocktail umbrella and a dash of fitness.
Real name:
5 parts anger
1 part brilliance
5 parts leadership
tumbler, rim etc.
Flattered, but whats this about my salted rim eh? haha. Slightly altered vesion pinched for me blog. Thanks cheryl!