According to the Chicago Sun Times today, police in Florida are once again on the lookout for a man with a very unusual obsession.
Okay, so there are plenty of sites on the web for foot fetishists (none of the feet look like this: but then at least this shot doesn't have other naked parts, cheap nylon bra sets and lots of eye rolling and tongue lolling going on.)
The Smyrna Beach Tickler, however, has a tendency to break into people's homes to tickle their feet while they sleep. His victims are single females over the age of 60, and he likes to perform naked. Oh, and he's been getting away with it, on and off, for four years now.
Didn't we have a guy in the UK a few years back, who was arrested for trying to make love to paving stones?
Right, whatever grabs your fancy. Just be a good boy and do it in private.