Girl 1: Hows yer love life?
Girl 2: Dumped him.
Girl 1: ?
Girl 2: We were at the cinema, right, getting friendly, right, and he put my hand in his lap and said that was all he'd got.
Girl 1: That small, huh?
Girl 2: Well it werent a superking, but I know for a fact the b****rd had another 20 in his back pocket
And now you know why I don't tell jokes :-)
8 comments:
Ha-ha! Is that ad for real?
I'm told that if you splash Obsession down there it stings like mad. No wonder the poor guy's letting some air in. He may just be looking for his pet ferret. I can't believe it's anything to do with cigarettes.
you've left me wondering
Definitely grounds for dumping! Hi, Michele sent me.
Hi superman
Very very odd comment - to go with your odd blog which I have now checked out.
Erm, pardon me but, do what?
Superman has left odd messages on just about every blog on the blogosphere. It is awful of me but I juat haven't checked out Superman's blog. It is an interesting advertising campaign he is running - that is all I can say - so that we go visit him.
Thanks Zooey!
To have someone who likes Milt's blog also like mine - thats a compliment, even if I decide to put it down to you turning up on one of my good days!
Cheers, I'm well chuffed.
I wouldn't touch that one with a ten foot pole!
I like "well-chuffed". We don't use that euphemism in these parts!
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