Great! A reason to give up on the moisturiser and start wondering where I left my penis.
(Stolen from Purple Dragon, who is a people-loving Macedonian Dwarf.)
On the other hand, an alternate quiz on the same page (which presents near identical questions and which I answered the same as the first) says:
Wow, I mean who knew. I never would have pegged Ghandi as a fame hag.
Or maybe this is all bollocks, which would be really good as it'd mean one less thing to hunt for.