30 August 2005
As Bad As It Gets
Okay? Just so you know.
Yes I gave the gnashers a full outing, yes I put a spot of mascara on.
No I didnt scrub, whiten, buff or brush. This is pretty much it, off the shelf, untarted, as it comes, but hey, lets face it, if a genius brain, divine wit and general great personality like mine were all also in perfect packaging, heck, I might go and get a big head, or something.
Oh and okay, yes, I re-read the previous post and thought perhaps people were letting their imagination run riot, and yes I locked myself in the bathroom and took these in the mirror over the sink, just for this post. So, this IS me, only the other way around.
And you so couldnt give a hoot, am I right?
And that's more than enough on the subject of me.