04 August 2005

Are They Black?

Some days I thank God for email

>A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask
>over his mouth and nose.
>A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
>"Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"
>Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here
>to wash your upper body and feet."
>He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"
>Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from
>worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls
>back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and
>his testicles in the other.
>Then, she takes a close look and says,
>"There's nothing wrong with them, Sir!"
>The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,
>! "Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very
>A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?


doris said...

Ha-ha! Very good - and should do nicely for your search engine results when someone nexts does a search on say Brighton testicles or maybe Spaceman testicles! :-)

Steve said...

ROFL I like that one Cheryl and it went down very well in the office and thanks for the Mooo in my comments box ;)

Cheryl said...

That's OK Steve! I'm a one cow business - mad, of course.

Ms Mac said...

Yes, very good!