"You're a complete liberal, utterly without a trace of Republicanism. Your strength is as the strength of ten because your heart is pure. (You hope.)"
Of course I have no bloody idea what a Republican is (which party is Bush in, again?) but hey, I have a pure heart (well, 'ish', relatively.)
Where are we so far? Inherent leadership abilities, inability to suffer fools, emotions kept under control, enigmatic personality and pure of heart. Good grief, I'll have MI5 watching me as a potential cult leader. Of course if you'd like to hurry along the inevitable capture, you could always give them some solid evidence by sending me all your money.....