Kids home on half term hols. Its peaceful (which is really abnormal), I'm making lists of things to do (completely and utterly abnormal) and I'm doing them! Aaaargh! Whats going on? MY KITCHEN FLOOR IS MOPPED for crying out loud, it's the TWILIGHT ZONE!
Kittens and pearls, butterfly cakes, I'm a little teapot, shiny sink... hic durr blurble