I have just had the most hysterically funny response to my last post, thank you bubblehead.
However (someone correct me) only something like 1 in 10,000 humans produce methane in their wind - its an abherration. Of course several questions remain unanswered.
1. What is 1/10,000th of the world population and is it more or less than the number of cows on the planet?
2. How much methane is produced by a methane producing person in relation to the wind of a cow?
3. Should we forbid methane producing humans from having strictly vegetarian diets?
4. Am I /are you one of the chosen few whose flatulence is contributing to global warming?
Number four, at least, is easy to resolve. Take one lighter. Light said lighter. Stand up. Bend over. Fart.
If you blow a singed hole in the carpet - rush off and eat a cow.