Global warming 

Bottom Burps

I have just had the most hysterically funny response to my last post, thank you bubblehead.

However (someone correct me) only something like 1 in 10,000 humans produce methane in their wind - its an abherration. Of course several questions remain unanswered.

1. What is 1/10,000th of the world population and is it more or less than the number of cows on the planet?

2. How much methane is produced by a methane producing person in relation to the wind of a cow?

3. Should we forbid methane producing humans from having strictly vegetarian diets?

4. Am I /are you one of the chosen few whose flatulence is contributing to global warming?

Number four, at least, is easy to resolve. Take one lighter. Light said lighter. Stand up. Bend over. Fart.

If you blow a singed hole in the carpet - rush off and eat a cow.

Burgers and Global Warming

Husband G to Son L (I take no part in this):

L: When I grow up I want to save the world and stop them chopping down trees

G: Why?

L: Because we need trees to breathe and they keep chopping the rainforests down and global warming and they said so at school

G: Global warming is about greenhouse gases

L: Durr! Yes I know

G: Best thing you can do is attack the American Burger industry then

L: Eh?

G: Well the problem isnt the trees they chop down, its the cows they put in their place

L: What?

G: Chop down trees, make space for cows, eat cows in burgers.

L: I get it - so if we didnt eat so many burgers we wouldnt cut so many trees down?

G: Not just that. If we didnt eat so many burgers there wouldnt be thousands and thousands of extra cows on the planet, all farting methane.....