Found this. Sulking now.
Double darn, they won't have it, but I LOVE the message haha.
I cant find a way to get the piccy, so all credit for the block goes to www.churchsigngenerator.com, a hysterically funny site full of some very strange roadside messages.
The one I wanted to filch (on page 5 of the real church signs) said that "Staying in bed all day shouting 'Oh God' does not constitute going to church"
What can I say? It would have been SO worth it.