14 November 2005

Me? Twitchy? (The short version)

NOTE: Men: Don't even bother - because I know it gives you all brain ache if you read/see/hear a woman with issues that you can't wave a magic wand over. You can't provide a solution; trust me, so scroll on and find something funny. XXXXXXXX. Oh oops, except the link in the first paragraph, thats OK, but then you're gone, right? Bye bye. Love ya.


Have I used this picture before?

Possible; I have a brain like a fried egg today. If you've seen it already, see this 'artistic shot' instead - the picture should be enough for the men, but for me the nice thing is that it appears to be accredited to someone called Herb Bitts. Very appropriate.

If I could name the person who has run my life for the last few days, she would be Milly Tantbitch.

Did I tell you my name on psychic sites is Idano? Its a homage to my Red Indian spirit guide - No-Eye Deer. I used to have one called Running Bare but he led me astray.

Sorry. Cuckoo.

[PLEASE Insert 2,000 imaginary words of your choice on how schools suck, school authorities suck and what a hard done by and exhausted but combative and resilient (and scary) little genius I am]

I feel better now.

11 comments:

Mr Mad Baggge said...

I confer that schools suck

mommyguilt said...

Yes, School sucks BIGTIME...but what about this for a chucle - going back to your Red Indian Spirit guide of No-Eye Deer..what do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

STILL No-Eye Deer.

LOVE the pics,btw!!!

doris said...

Long as you feel better now!

I love that Idano name. Tickles me fancy.

So, is it to be a girly piss-up and commiseration? I'll go for either straight single malt or Baileys with lots of ice. Fancy some?

bart said...

ok... i'm not bothering as hard as i can...

will go back to reading... "Over The Cliff" by Hugo First is top on my list right now, and I recommend "The Fleeing Russian" by Izzy Nickenoff for the adventurous at heart...

keep well...

Cheryl said...

mommyguilt - yes, thanks - the no-eye deer thing was meant to be a joke, I dont really have any guides, specially not red indian ones.

Doris ---ooh - could I have the scotch with the ice, or the Baileys neat?
Could kill a bottle of Baileys. Heaven!

Cheryl said...

Lol Bart!

Or back to school with 'Show Us Yer Wad by Ivor Biggun' or 'Potato Storage by Hugh Janus'.

zilla said...

Cheryl! Baileys, neat? I will pray for your pancreas. Come sit on my sofa and have a dirty martini.

I can't bloody leave you alone, can I?

fineartist said...

I couldn’t agree more, and I live half of my life in a school setting. Kill me now. I’m kidding about the killing part.

Seriously, I loathe the politics that carry on at schools, and the environment for the most part is stifling to creativity, but we do what we can.

When I decided to teach one of my sisters said, “Lori, you hated school and now your are going to teach? Have you gone crackers?”

I think I make a difference though, still I understand where you are coming from, being a mom too….

Tantbitch hmm? I must ruled by gabby grumpybitch lately. xxx, Lori

fineartist said...

crap, that should read, I must be being ruled by.....

Le laquet said...

I agree schools suck and LEA really really suck!

Idano ~ lolol! I had to think about it for a bit but now lol!

ME Strauss said...

Had to come over to see what I've been missing, and I see it's quite a bit. Running Bare you say. Hmmmm. Staning in Forest Naked and Lost would be more my Speed.