15 November 2005

Doing the Chicken

Everybody join in:

1. Get angry
2. Notice children or anally retentive types staring.
3. Smile in a slightly unnerving fashion, a la Stepford Wife or Politician-without-a-script
4. Bend knees
5. Bring hand up to shoulders and stick elbows out a bit
6. Maintaining the smile and stary eyes; pinch nose, begin to strut around, flapping elbows, with knees still bent and call:
7.Fwarc! Fucfucfucfucfucfuc. Fwarc! Fucfucfarc!
8.Repeat as necessary.

Trust me, its therapeutic.


P.S. This post doubles as my entry to fineartist's Self Portrait Tuesday. Its OK. This was last Christmas. The tablets helped.

7 comments:

Prydwen said...

The men in white coats are outside as we speak

bart said...

whahahaha... excellent self-portrait, and it's Tuesday as well :)))

did you know that a recently deceased Australian television presentor was prosecuted in the 1970's for his crow calls during one of his programmes... the "faarck, faarck" went just a little too far for the poor, sensitive viewers...

doris said...

I'm really sad. Call me strange.... call me a geek but I can't see that mad woman in the front of the picture.... I just see that juicy flat screen monitor in the background. This is the second time I have come back to look at the picture and the monitor is winking at me. I'm green eyed and off to lick my wounds ;-)

Cheryl said...

We have no room!

It was cheaper to get a little flat screen than to get a new house - beneath it the 'desktop' is only 18" deep, to fit the space I had. A bargain basement dressing table hehe.

Then again I do also have a really good, high backed, proper office swivel chair. Heaven.

Feel better, Doris? ;-)

zilla said...

This self portrait is fwarc, fucfucfuc-ing awe inspiring. Priceless!

Chep said...

I so wish I would have read this earlier today - I think I would have spent my day walking around like a chicken!!

Nice pic BTW - makes me think of one from college.....

fineartist said...

That’s it, you, you ARE the most fwarcking fun human being in the Universe!

I’ve said it, I mean it.

Have you seen Z’s yet?

Gaaaa, we are such a mad band of gypsies, good thing we stick together, you know, to make sure we all take our meds……xxx, Lori