Everybody join in:
1. Get angry
2. Notice children or anally retentive types staring.
3. Smile in a slightly unnerving fashion, a la Stepford Wife or Politician-without-a-script
4. Bend knees
5. Bring hand up to shoulders and stick elbows out a bit
6. Maintaining the smile and stary eyes; pinch nose, begin to strut around, flapping elbows, with knees still bent and call:
7.Fwarc! Fucfucfucfucfucfuc. Fwarc! Fucfucfarc!
8.Repeat as necessary.
Trust me, its therapeutic.
P.S. This post doubles as my entry to fineartist's Self Portrait Tuesday. Its OK. This was last Christmas. The tablets helped.
7 comments:
The men in white coats are outside as we speak
whahahaha... excellent self-portrait, and it's Tuesday as well :)))
did you know that a recently deceased Australian television presentor was prosecuted in the 1970's for his crow calls during one of his programmes... the "faarck, faarck" went just a little too far for the poor, sensitive viewers...
I'm really sad. Call me strange.... call me a geek but I can't see that mad woman in the front of the picture.... I just see that juicy flat screen monitor in the background. This is the second time I have come back to look at the picture and the monitor is winking at me. I'm green eyed and off to lick my wounds ;-)
We have no room!
It was cheaper to get a little flat screen than to get a new house - beneath it the 'desktop' is only 18" deep, to fit the space I had. A bargain basement dressing table hehe.
Then again I do also have a really good, high backed, proper office swivel chair. Heaven.
Feel better, Doris? ;-)
This self portrait is fwarc, fucfucfuc-ing awe inspiring. Priceless!
I so wish I would have read this earlier today - I think I would have spent my day walking around like a chicken!!
Nice pic BTW - makes me think of one from college.....
That’s it, you, you ARE the most fwarcking fun human being in the Universe!
I’ve said it, I mean it.
Have you seen Z’s yet?
Gaaaa, we are such a mad band of gypsies, good thing we stick together, you know, to make sure we all take our meds……xxx, Lori
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