Yesterday Badaunt over at Present Simple passed me the Book Stick, a list of questions about books to take to a desert island. Sorry, for one day, under extreme pressure, I fumbled.
The lists so far have been interesting and witty and clever, and I am unable, today, to even try to be any of those things. Perhaps if I allow my blood pressure to shoot right up and have a heart attack over the Terry Schiavo fiasco, someone could take note that I want my nearest and dearest to sue Florida Judge Greer, and possibly the entire Florida legal system as the cause.
Anyhoo right now my five books would involve American law, explosives, how to murder a very tall very weighty man with two fingers and no trace, and industrial strength colonic irrigation because some people are FULL of it.
Will try and put my less demonic head on and answer sensibly tomorrow.