I adore Scaryduck.
I don't comment much because he has something like a million comments per post and doesn't need mine.
I just toddle over there every time he posts, and piss myself.
Apparently he would prefer it if I shat in the garden instead.
Go have a read, but strap on the Tena Lady first, or if you are a guy, strip off the old boxers and line up the empties within easy reach. You have been warned.