Monkey Business

madbaggage is a Cake-Eating Librarian Monkey ...with a Battle Rating of 3.9 To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey can defeat madbaggage, enter your name:

However:

madnaggage is a Fish-Eating Proboscis Monkey ...with a Battle Rating of 5.0 To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey can defeat madnaggage, enter your name:

I think I might have to change my name.

[But it still means I lose to SheWeevil, whatever! Hic, sob.]