Hahaha. There was a woman blogger who intrigued me - a New Yorker in the UK (plenty of them, so anonymous so far), she still seemed particularly anti-British and a little full of herself, but I thought this was perhaps too OTT to be true and therefore satirical. Hey, don't be sarcastic - Americans can do satire - even New Yorkers, if you explain it, I'm sure.
Anyhow her latest entry was about the woes of having to leave the bed for the bathroom and announced that she had designed a potty for adults (rather flat looking I thought, so it could have been a bed pan) anyhow, it had an animal face on it and was, she said, going to emit sounds of encouragement, it was going to say 'Thank you'.
Sarcasm, yes? Toilet humour? All very tongue-in-cheek?
I was her first commenter. I expressed ROFL and suggested a bucket might be nicer as you could at least put a lid on it to hold in the smell, that or not drink so close to bedtime - I thought I was joining the spirit of the wind-up.
Sadly, it seems she meant it! It seems she didnt appreciate my humour either! My comment is nowhere to be seen and I guess it was summarily deleted. She does, however have 53 comments (53? She never gets that many comments) saying what a 'brilliant idea' it is. I don't remember this bit before, but now the bottom of her post says she has patented it. That HAS to be a joke, some woman patented and failed to sell talking potties a few years back, even though hers were aimed at your more usual po-filling toddlers the concept is the same.
I give up. Some people are just so far up their own backsides they think people want to know they like to toot and puddle in bed, onto a teddy bear thing that says thank you. Mind you, if you're into all that on another level, there are some specialist websites out there - and I bet a rubber bear is easier to clean than a fluffy one......
She is right off my list; not because of her personal preferences, but because I think people that delete comments when they werent meant as an insult are just scummy. As scummy as a potty with limescale.