I am typing this one-handed because my left hand has got itself firmly stuck across my mouth and refuses to move.
This is an emotional/psychological auto-response to the following link, gifted to me by my dear but bizarre friend The Axeman (yay Axey baby, another plug).
Anyway this is his 'sense of humour'. It looks like a kiddies' programme, it isn't.
Sit tight and only push this link if you are sure you can handle it..................