My wife played a joke on me twelve years ago by becoming my wife. She chose today to explain it to me. I must be the slowest guy out!
I'll get her back next year by buying her loads of chocolate so that she gets fat. And then I'll get her loads of flowers to see if she develops hay fever. Then I'm going to but her one of those huge cuddly toys from Clintons to see if she's alergic to fake fur.
So far so good...it's only 5:45pm, though, so a lot of time left. My MIL got my husband, though, and he's THE BEST prankster who, usually, falls for NOTHING. She was over to attend Girl's play this afternoon and was sitting across the table from PC enjoying a glass of wine when she asked what was wrong with his lip...Well, PC is starting to gather a few gray strands in his mustache and beard, so he assumed it was that. She said, "No, your lip is swelling." He gets up and on his way to the bathroom SWEARS he felt his lip burning and swelling. Once he looked in the mirror, he realized that nothing was wrong at the same time she yelled, "APRIL FOOLS!" It was hilarious!
But She W, The beauty of that one was that it was so damn believable, in fact it probably pre-empted just such a daft move from Mrs squaremouth. I wouldnt even have known about it at all except that it was listed as one of the day's hoaxes on a list that Husband insisted on reading at me, so by YOUR standards that makes me: Thick as pigshit, twice as ugly and three times more useless. Fair dos? :-)
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First one in - you HAVE to go see poor Sassy's!
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Hi Cheryl.
My wife played a joke on me twelve years ago by becoming my wife. She chose today to explain it to me. I must be the slowest guy out!
I'll get her back next year by buying her loads of chocolate so that she gets fat. And then I'll get her loads of flowers to see if she develops hay fever. Then I'm going to but her one of those huge cuddly toys from Clintons to see if she's alergic to fake fur.
That'll fix her.
BTW, I live in Brighton, so howdy neighbour!
Nothing yet. I'm starting to worry.
Absolutely nothing. MIL is leaving to go home. I SURE hope it is not an Apirl Fools joke on me!.
I punked a few people today, but I had a great accomplice and couldn't have fooled anyone without his help.
So far so good...it's only 5:45pm, though, so a lot of time left. My MIL got my husband, though, and he's THE BEST prankster who, usually, falls for NOTHING. She was over to attend Girl's play this afternoon and was sitting across the table from PC enjoying a glass of wine when she asked what was wrong with his lip...Well, PC is starting to gather a few gray strands in his mustache and beard, so he assumed it was that. She said, "No, your lip is swelling." He gets up and on his way to the bathroom SWEARS he felt his lip burning and swelling. Once he looked in the mirror, he realized that nothing was wrong at the same time she yelled, "APRIL FOOLS!" It was hilarious!
Due to my inability to remember my own birthday, let alone any other date in the calendar, I completely missed out on this one.
Although Piggy and Tazzy had me going...
I only realised the Cherie Blair replaces black N0 10 door with red one was an April Foll this morning. Thick as pig sh*t and twice as ugly.
But She W,
The beauty of that one was that it was so damn believable, in fact it probably pre-empted just such a daft move from Mrs squaremouth.
I wouldnt even have known about it at all except that it was listed as one of the day's hoaxes on a list that Husband insisted on reading at me, so by YOUR standards that makes me:
Thick as pigshit, twice as ugly and three times more useless.
Fair dos?
:-)
I'm sapped; all pranked out, darn it.
I completely forgot. We were called in for a meeting at one of the places I work, and nobody even mentioned it. How boring of us.
The day before, however, I suspect a certain duck may have been winding me up a little. :-)
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