22 January 2007

I've found my perfect job

I'm going to go be a lifeguard on a hot, exotic beach.

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Do you think they'll buy it if I say its against my religion to get wet?

No?

Doh! Silly me, hot exotic beaches dont come under UK employment law.

W H Smith do though - so have you seen THIS?

6 comments:

Fida said...

Ah.... nice thought though..

Badaunt said...

My brother used to be a lifeguard. He didn't wear a bikini, though. (Or at least not that I know of.)

The Muslim not selling ciggies is weird. In Malaysia they seem to have no trouble with it. In fact they had no trouble smoking them, either!

Anonymous said...

Oh for crying out loud!!! The world is sending me insane!

Anonymous said...

Oh for crying out loud!!! The world is sending me insane!

fineartist said...

Kind of a trip all the way around isn't it?

Rain said...

I could use a hot exoctic beach right now.