So I'm watching this short video
For about the twentieth time,
And I'm thinking;
"That second time, it makes fourteen twists.
And the first four are double thickness!
That wad is nineteen sheets thick!
You have to know this is some jerk fresh out of his teens,
a college student,
a spotty sponger,
because he sure as hell has never paid for his own loo roll;
Not at the rate HE uses it, anyway."
I'm turning into my father.