10 April 2007

Just because

Just because my in-laws live out past Romford. Its all the excuse I need.

An Essex girl walks into the local dry cleaners.
She places a garment on the counter.
"I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress" she says.
"Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear.
"No" she replies. "This time it's mayonnaise."


Le laquet said...

Almost as good ... when the Ambulance man asks where are you bleeding from? and the Essex girl answers Romford mate!

Writer Mom said...


As my grandpa probably would have said, that's just not an expression one can use any more.

"Come again?"

Don't I wish.