01 July 2006

Be careful what you wish for

Sleeping Beauty was ageing. This, as most of us know from experience, brought its little twists to life's path, little steps and challenges to a life ahead that had once seemed so straight and perfect. Currently she had a tooth absess and this was annoyng, distracting, but manageable if she was careful, didnt smile too broadly etc. A pain, certainly, but not an all consuming one.

She woke to a beautiful sunny morning.
For a brief moment she felt that life had been good to her, that over all, when you took the long term view, life had indeed been quite happy ever after. The instant when you wake, she knew, was the most important one of the day, being steeped in more certainty and clarity than any other time for the rest of the twenty four hours. In that moment, feeling was knowing, and knowing spread from your head to your toes. When old story tellers speak of knowing something with every fibre of their being, they mean the certainty that you can only ever wake with. They tend not to mention that you can wake with the opposite certainty the very next day.

Perfecting the moment, Sleeping Beauty's dreamy, contented eyes focussed of the look of adoration written across the face of her Prince Charming, who was stooped to waken her and was mumbling soft, silky welcomes to the day.

PC: You overslept, love

SB: Ooooh lovely, I havent done that in weeks. I must finally be catching up on my sleep.

PC: I woke two hours ago and I've been all on my own

SB: So you thought you'd wake me up to keep you company?

PC Lay himself on the bed beside her and gently kissed her forehead, taking care, unlike the day before, to avoid touching her absessed cheek. Her unspoken releif was matched by a look of absolute pride, from him.

SB: It feels bigger today. How bad does it look?

PC: You look lovely

SB: Come off it you fibber, how bad is it, I know I look lopsided

PC: Honestly, you look gorgeous

SB: Oh for heaven's sake theres no honesty about it. Why can't you just tell me the truth? Why can't I ever trust you to give me an honest, straight answer?

PC: Oh but darling you always look beautiful to me, I can't help it.

SB: And you always get right up my nose by being untrustworthy and unreliable, I mean if I havent got a partner who will tell me the truth, where will I go? And where do you get off waking me up from my first deep sleep for weeks, for no reason except that you can't function on your own? I can't trust you and that pisses me off and I can't help that, either.

PC looks all crestfallen and confused, like a faithful labrador who wagged his tail at the wrong time. Sleeping Beauty, meanwhile, realises yet again that she is too weak, that she hasnt the heart or the nerve to break the bonds that tie her to this stupid, selfish, cloyingly dependant man. Life with noone at all would be far too scary, far too much like the old days when she explored the castle all alone, so she lives day by day, smiling at the crowds, standing loyally beside her effusively happy, puppy-dog husband who will never, her whole life through, give her one straight answer. The man who will (and has already) let her meet dignitaries with her flies undone, or smile and wave for an hour long motorcade, with a huge piece of spinach stuck to a front tooth, because he believes, no matter how much she rants or weeps or pleads to the contrary, that a lady should always be given a flattering answer.

A devotee, for sure, but no partner.

Happy ever after, in Hell.

8 comments:

Miss Cellania said...

A devotee can be fun for a while, but I'll take partner anytime.

f I ever get the chance again.

fineartist said...

If I had a choice and I suppose in reality I always have, but you know, I sort of float down the river of denial...when it comes to copping to some of my choices, I think I would choose a devotee over the opposite, one who never has a word of flattery to give.

Course too much of a good thing, can be just as sickening, and a partner as you say would be much less hellish.

My man thinks that goosing me when I'm bent down looking into the refrigerator is flatter enough. And I probably wouldn't want to wring his neck for him if it didn't involve me hitting my head on the freezer door every time he does it. Oh that man of mine.

I hope you are feeling better. xx, Lori

Cheryl said...

LOL Lori
Mine tries creeping up for a hug when I'm elbow deep in soap suds, doing the washing up. Of course walking away again with a soapy wet handprint on face, nipple or crotch can teach a guy better. ;-)

zilla said...

HA! I'm going to have to try the soapy grabbing back, Cheryl. I always get the hug from behind when I'm washing dishes, too! Good tactic. Should have thought of it myself.

Erin said...

ah, the dishwashing buttgrope... I was always just glad when Scotty didn't pick me up and sit me ass-first in the dishwater. Then my kids got old enough to do the dishes :)

As for the post itself, well... I tell Scotty all the time what I want, and apparently, he knows me better than I know myself, and OBVIOUSLY understands my needs better than I ever could because he NEVER listens. I've all but begged for us to just skip the July 4th/my birthday festivities (ha I even posted a list of the things I want for my birthday on my blog so he could READ it, in case it's something about my voice that causes the repeated misunderstandings!)

Want to start taking bets now that there will still be cake, gifts, and singing?

Men, sometimes, are just idiots. They can't help themselves, it's something in their jeans, errr... genes.
Pffft.

Cheryl said...

:-)
Happy birthday Erin! (fingers crossed)

fineartist said...

Oh my gaaaa, the soapy nipple/crotch thing is classic, and sounds like it might be interesting to hear the explanation that the man makes to the kids when they ask him what it's all about.

Mine would probably say, "Oh you know your mom, she's a real kink-oid."

sidhe said...

No partner - no dentist, either, or PC'd fix up that abcess in a jiffy and redeem himself!