Hey Boys!

(I have to do this too)


Surfing some news sites, I came across one that allows comments. Posted as a comment (by a bloke, of course) was this:



Now I'm guessing that Mr three-chin-saggy-pants thinks lying on wet grass on an overcast day with a toy racing car rammed up as far as it'll go is pretty much the height of masculine supremacy and makes him look mightily cool.

I don't think I have to guess so hard about what the girls are thinking, so for the edification of any who need it, clockwise from bottom left:

1. "I feel somehow degraded. Oh, and damp."
2. "I'm the only one that looks like a model"
3. " I'm going to seize up and fall over any second now"
4. "Don't show my flabby bits, don't show my flabby bits!"
5. "I'm bursting for a pee"
6. "I'm bursting to breathe out, or laugh"
7. "You put me at the back and I hate you"
8. "Mmm, cake"
9. "Fuck, I'm hungover"
10. "You're going to have to tell her soon before it shows"
11. "Was there something you wanted to tell me?"

See guys, most girls only pose in front of the camera for love of the photographer, or his equipment.

Sorry.