06 February 2007

Dear Bigson

Dear Bigson

It is good to have you home, for a little while.

Yes it means your brother and sister have had to swap rooms, yes this tiny bungalow is now a mess with no room to swing a cat, but I enjoy your company and you make me laugh; when you're here and awake, anyway.

I like the way you remind me of things. Things like how, for a very long time in young adulthood, having the right dance moves is a must, a matter of personal pride and as important as hygeine.

It was really lucky that we had workmen outside the house today, at least from your point of view, because I had no idea where a pair of pliers might be. Then again, if you must sit in the bath and re-open the 3 year old piercing in your nipple by forcing one of my darning needles through until its stuck fast, then the sight of your 6' frame, soaking wet and wearing nothing but a towel at the waist, wandering up the side alley (face smiling, tit bleeding) to beg tools to finish the job is going to make me physically cringe and shudder, both in embarrassment and in thought of the pain.

I'm your mum and I can't help it. OK?

xx

P.S. No thanks, I don't want the needle to go back in the drawer now you're done. I don't want it back at all. Really.

14 comments:

Ms Mac said...

Ow, ow, ow, ow, ouch! OMG! I have three Bigsons to come. I have to go and lie down.

zilla said...

Ouch! Never a dull moment when the grown ones come home... :-D

ella m. said...

I love piecings, but doing it myself? ...way too painful.

annie said...

isn't it something-to-behold?
my bigson is in birmingham, u.k.---tonight!

Jo said...

Eeeek, ewwwww, urghhh...

But you love him anyway ;-)

Le laquet said...

*wince* Can't comment the thought of that makes my bum hurt!

Badaunt said...

Maybe it's just me, but the idea of having a nipple pierced makes the roof of my mouth cringe.

(Cross-wiring, or something. Does anybody else suffer from this nipple/roof-of-mouth connection?)

J.J said...

OH.....
MY.....
GOD.

Atyllah said...

Now if there was ever a reason not to procreate...
OOOOOWWWWWW!

fineartist said...

So that good looking oldest son of yours is back home? COOL!

I wish that I had the kind of relationship with my oldest son that you have with yours. I envy that. My oldest son and I love each other, and I'm thankful for that, but man we really ruffle each other's fur. He is really funny though, in a Doctor House sort of way.

A nipple piercing? That's pretty hard chore...doesn't make the roof of my mouth hurt, but it does kinda make my butt pucker though.

xxx

Rain said...

my nipples are cowering at the thought

beckyboop said...

My nipples just inverted!

Becky :)

Ms Melancholy said...

Funny. Very funny.

jane said...

Oh my gawd...the nipple thing. Holy shit! I am totally cringing here just thinking about it. Ack.