I'm wondering what NON-organic bull sperm is made from. I mean, when it comes to putting bull sperm on my head, I think I'd prefer the artificial, chemical version.
(But honestly, what kind of hairdresser thinks, "Oh, I know, BULL SEMEN!" when he's trying to come up with hair treatment?)
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ReplyDeleteGranny would like to know if anyone would like her to come over and poop on their heads. She says it's a sure cure for a perm gone wrong.
Hehehe, well, I've seen some chickenshit comments in my time....
ReplyDelete:-)
Hey, at least it's organic. That matters to some folks, you know.
ReplyDeleteFor the Bull it's orgasmic I suppose :-)
ReplyDeleteThank you, no.
ReplyDelete*goes to wash hair obsessively at the very idea*
I'm wondering what NON-organic bull sperm is made from. I mean, when it comes to putting bull sperm on my head, I think I'd prefer the artificial, chemical version.
ReplyDelete(But honestly, what kind of hairdresser thinks, "Oh, I know, BULL SEMEN!" when he's trying to come up with hair treatment?)
*shudders* To echo badaunt WHY?? Why would you even consider it in the first place?
ReplyDeleteEwwww!
ReplyDeleteyeah, so I was just sittin' around thinking of things to put on my hair ...
oh, it just doesn't bear thinking about!
and, why bulls? why not ...
oh, no, no, no.
Can't believe no-one has condemned this as a load of old bull yet?
ReplyDeleteTake two bottles into the shower? Not me! I just...