Two men in their mid twenties, travelling from Lewes to Seaford on a Sunday afternoon (today, actually), were reading a newspaper and discussing Asian Flu.
Man 1: Oh that Asian Flu is coming over.
Man 2: Yeah, it says the Government has gotta find space for 50 thousand graves to bury the people who die.
Man 1: What? They gonna fly them over and bury them here?
Man 2: No thats for our people. It says here that 1 in 4 people will die of it. Thats over half!
Man 1: Get a mask.
Man 2: I've got a mate who's got loads of army gear, I'm gonna get a gas mask.
Man 2: So what do you do?
Man 1: Oh I'm a house-husband, she works and I do the cleaning, but I hate doing the toilet. What about you?
Man 2: I'm a traffic warden, in Seaford.
Remember, don't die of ignorance!
ReplyDeletebwahahaha..... this should win first prize in the competition for "dislocated conversations"
ReplyDeleteand yes, ignorance is bliss
So 1 out of 4 is half now?
ReplyDeleteIs it just me or are people being replaced with "Pod People" lately?
Nice site but I have to go now...
There's a gas mask store that just got the newest models!!!
I think you've finally rendered me speechless. I can't think of anything to say in response to that. It's too amazing. I'll go now.
ReplyDeletewow 1 in 4 is half and 50k is half the population... um new math maybe?
ReplyDeletewhat a good evesdropper you are though!
hehe
That did NOT happen. That did NOT happen. If it did, I choose denial. I cannot believe a Traffic Warden so inept could possibly, even by sheer accident, play the perfect foil in a way that only a well-written script could portray.
ReplyDeleteThat did NOT happen!
Sam
ps. At least THIS is true: $20 Bill Nets $840 at Ebay!
That is just brilliant Cheryl. Send it to Sanjeev Bhaskar immediately - if you can find an email contact.
ReplyDeleteThanks to my regular friends and to two new ones!
ReplyDeleteFreedom - call me a liar again and I'll call you a Doctor. Please go away.
It wasn't so much calling you a liar as it was enjoying the sheer disbelief, but don't let that stop you from thinking you were right.
ReplyDeleteTake care honey,
Sam